Celebs Go Dating is a British reality television dating program. The first series had 15 episodes and was shown at 10 pm on weekdays on E4.In November 2016, it was confirmed that Celebs Go Dating had been renewed for two more series, with the second airing in spring of 2017 and the third airing in late 2017.
Pass an amendment now, America -- before it's too late!
And not only will this destroy the sanctity of marriage, it will destroy Western civilization itself, as our superintelligent sex computers rise up against their human masters to make bottoms of us all! [He presses a button and a film title, I Dated A Robot! In the movie a couple sit in a cafe and stare into each other's eyes. [The woman behind him turns into a blank robot and the man downloads a celebrity onto it.] Billy: [in movie] Neat-o! But in a world where teens can date robots, why should he bother? [The foam hand drifts across an empty laboratory.] And where are the biochemists? [A fleet of flying saucers destroy buildings with laser shots.] Have you guessed the name of Billy's planet?
And the only way to prevent this nightmarish future dystopia of apocalyptic cyborg sex? Equality is a slippery slope, people, and if you give it to the gays you have to give it to the polygamists and if you give it to the polygamists you have to give it to the serial dog molesters and if you give it to the serial dog molesters you have to give it to the machine fetishists and the next thing you know you're being tied up by a trio of polygamist lesbian powerbooks and you can't get out because the safety word is case sensistive! A narrator walks into the scene.] Narrator: [in movie] Ordinary human dating. [He turns the table over and a crying baby appears. [The scene changes to a split screen of human and robot couples making out on beds.] They're trapped! All civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex...
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